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2013 “THE GREAT GATSBY” Film Review – Dumbing Down The Great Gatsby: Baz Luhrmann’s Spectacle Misses the Point!

2013 “THE GREAT GATSBY” Film Review – Dumbing Down The Great Gatsby: Baz Luhrmann’s Spectacle Misses the Point!

Baz Luhrmann’s new 3-D movie “The Great Gatsby” follows Fitzgerald-like, would-be writer Nick Carraway (Tobey Maguire) as he leaves the Midwest and comes to New York City in the spring of 1922, an era of loosening morals, glittering jazz, bootleg kings, and sky-rocketing stocks.

Chasing his own American Dream, Nick lands next door to a mysterious, party-giving millionaire, Jay Gatsby (Leonardo DiCaprio), and across the bay from his cousin, Daisy (Carey Mulligan), and her philandering, blue-blooded husband, Tom Buchanan(Joel Edgerton).

It is thus that Nick is drawn into the captivating world of the super rich, their illusions, loves and deceits. As Nick bears witness, within and without of the world he inhabits, he pens a tale of impossible love, incorruptible dreams and high-octane tragedy, and does not hold a mirror to our own modern times and struggles.

The film is like a glitzy rap version of “Gone With The Wind” with Snoop Dog hummin Tara’s theme. Tobey Maguire comes across like a box boy from Gristedes and the “women” are something out of a costume drama at a local high school. The problem with these “period” films today are the American “actors” and actresses basically have no character and class. You see them off screen and they are running around like perpetual teenagers – backpack victims.

Leonard DiCaprio is a classy guy and would have been much better helped by good British actors than the second rate American cast of high fiver casting types.  The young American women’s voices are voice of elocution training.   Half the time they can’t find their pitch – they are either wining in their version of the social registry jargon or jarring along in “Valley girl” speak like talking heads on Fox News.

This “Gatsby” joins a long list of bad films of an over-rated novel.

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Grand liners like the IMPERATOR were used to carry the Gatsby rich and famous from New York to Europe (“or across the pond”)…

tumblr_mj84w3BuMD1r95c9wo1_400(Left: F. Scott Fitzgeral sails for Europe aboard a Cunard Liner in the early 1920s…)  As for Mr. Luhrmann, he and his colleagues have worked like whirling dervishes to make the plot look like it’s moving. He gives you way too much of what you didn’t really want in the first place: soulless high jinks. The net result of all this cinematic whirling, of the “wrong” music and of the parodic plot, is that nothing at all in the film moves us.

Perhaps the film’s cardinal sin is that Luhrmann just doesn’t have any idea when to pull the final curtain on this “American” myth and go back to his first films.

The film has no satire, no tragedy, and lacks depth, irony, and nuance.

It is nothing but adolescent emotion—overblown, simplistic, self-indulgent—and in matters of textual analysis, functionally illiterate.

The film follows the 1974 failed Gatsby adaptation in, as Vincent Canby said, “seeing almost everything and comprehending practically nothing.”

Luhrmann and his 3-D glasses shows us freshly squeezed orange juice and bootlegged liquor, the cream Rolls and pink suit, and the breast “hanging like a flap” so close to you and your 3-D glasses you can almost reach it!

It shows us everything but comprehends nothing. Mr. Luhrmann cannot deliver Fitzgerald’s devastating moral judgment of the rich at their rotten, careless core, because he loves them, and those beautiful silk shirts, too much.

The Great Gatsby is more than some dimly remembered required reading, or the ‘basis’ for some ridiculous re-imagining. The book is a funny, heartbreaking, vividly modern work of social criticism, and the depth and beauty of its writing should not be diminished by the misreadings and short-cuts of Mr. Luhrmann. The film, like Daisy, is a dazzling, seductive trick of the eye, “a beautiful little fool” unworthy of devotion.

In the end… the film is like watching “War and Peace” on an iPad directed by Mark Zuckerberg with all the glitz of renting a car from Uber.

PG-13, Drama, Romance, Directed By: Baz Luhrmann. Written By: Baz Luhrmann, Craig Pearce and based on the novel by F. Scott Fitzgerald.

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REVIEW: AZAMARA CLUB CRUISES and THE AZAMARA JOURNEY – Carrying on a tradition from Cruising the Past when getting there was half the fun!

We are proud to give Azamara Club Cruises a strong recommendation.

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Azamara follows in the tradition of great yacht like ships such as the elegant Stella Polaris. Considered the most beautiful cruise-ship of her time, she is seen at night in Stockholm, Sweden - mid 1950s. 

Cruising The Past reviews and recommends cruise-ships and hotels providing a tradition of good service along with style reflected in the days of mid-century travel when the public demanded the very best. Our choices are not Las Vegas style hotels or cruise ships. We look for modern comfort, stylish service, a low key atmosphere that use to be called “first class”!  We also realize that the demands of today’s air travel make it impractical to carry formal wear and many times we look for casual country club elegance.  We endorse ships and hotels that reflect the best in current style and fashion with a look to the past when “getting there was half the fun…”

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Azamara’s ships are small enough to visit out of the way ports avoided by the “Vegas” size ships.   

The Azamara Journey feels like a members-only country club with its wide range of bars and lounges, and is best suited to mature couples.

Azamara Journey lets you get away from the crowds aboard its contemporary, mid-size ship. It offers a wide range of bars and lounges, at a slightly lower cost than the luxury lines but with many of the same features.

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The drawing room/library aboard the Azamara Journey - reminiscent of trans-Atlantic small first class liners. 

The interior decor is in good taste, and is a throwback to ship decor of the ocean liners of the 1920s and ’30s. The overall feel is of a members-only country club.

A lido deck has a tiny – and I mean tiny – swimming pool, but there is plenty of good sunbathing space. The uppermost outdoors deck includes a golf driving net and shuffleboard court.

The public rooms are spread over three decks. The reception hall (lobby) has a staircase with intricate wrought-iron railings. A large observation lounge (The Looking Glass) is high atop the ship. This has a long bar with forward views (for the barmen at least). There’s a bar in each of the restaurant entrances, as well as a Martini Bar. There’s also a Michael’s Club – a jazz/piano lounge, and, of course, a Luxe Casino, and a shop (Boutique C). Internet connectivity is provided at EConnections.  Unfortunately, tacky art auctions spoil the cruise experience.

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ONE OF BERLIN’S BEST HOTELS FOR 2013 – THE RITZ CARLTON

“Never say no when a client asks for something, even if it is the moon. You can always try, and anyhow there is plenty of time afterwards to explain that it was not possible.”

César Ritz (23 February 1850 – 24 October 1918) the famous Swiss hotelier and founder of several hotels, most famously the Hôtel Ritz, in Paris and The Ritz Hotel in London. His nickname was “king of hoteliers, and hotelier to kings,” and it is from his name and that of his hotels that the term ritzy derives. His legacy lives on with the Ritz-Carlton Hotels Chain.

HAPPY NEW YEAR – 2013 Choice: One of the best hotels in Berlin: the Ritz-Carlton.


Happy New Year from Cruising The Past —- We begin 2013 by confirming our choice for the best hotel in Berlin – the Ritz Carlton.

Celebrating a Berlin New Year, we are staying at the Ritz-Carlton.  This is a great way to relieve the grand manner of five star service once found on the great German trans-Atlantic liners… operated by North German Lloyd and the Hamburg-America Line.

Berlin’s Ritz-Carlton is under the superb and meticulous direction of  General Manager Robert Petrovic. This deluxe hotel is located near what was formerly a section of The Berlin Wall.  It is in the center of the new Berlin.  It is also the choice of world famous celebrities.  The five star plus hotel offers 303 rooms, 40 suites, and The Ritz-Carlton Apartment as well as The Ritz-Carlton Club.  Besides providing the utmost in comfort – the Ritz offers the kind of elegant service and cuisine that is so rare today.  Trip Advisor gives the hotel a very high rating – one of the best in Berlin.

The staff exhibits the service once found in the great palace hotels of Europe and the fabulous Trans-Atlantic German liners of the 1930s.  The TS Bremen and TS Europa were Germany’s fabulous ocean liners built for the Norddeutscher Lloyd line (NDL) in 1929 for the transatlantic passenger service.  These fabulous German ships offered great service from New York to Europe.  They also featured a unique a la carte restaurants operated by César Ritz.

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THEATRE REVIEW – NO STARS FOR ROBERT REDFORD’S “ADULTS ONLY” SUNDANCE CINEMAS IN WEST HOLLYWOOD. REDFORD’S SUNSET 5 IS ANTI-FILM STUDENTS…

Paris (Carmel) Theatre and Sunset Five Cinema – “Adults Only”!  Has the Sundance Cinemas in West Hollywood replaced the old Paris Theatre with “adults only” entertainment?  The Carmel Theater opened on 19th November 1924 was operated as a successful adult movie house (re-named the Paris Theatre) from 1966 to 1976.  It was seriously damaged by fire in January 1976 and was demolished.  You had to be 21 to see the gay and straight porn films.  Robert Redford has replaced the porn with overpriced booze and food at his new Sundance Cinemas in West Hollywood, so he can make bucks and not allow young people to be educated on film.

If you’re a film student at UCLA or USA, and want to see a foreign film at Robert Redford’s new Sundance Sunset 5 Cinemas – don’t bother!  You won’t be admitted! Redford would rather have “green” bucks from over-priced wine than educate young people looking for foreign and independent films.  

For the past six months, Sundance Cinemas offers “adults only” entertainment at the Sunset cinemas in West Hollywood.  Claiming to be promoting American independent and foreign films, the theatre chain has  excluded audiences 21 years and younger so Robert Redford can sell pizza and booze at outrageous prices.  The message from Redford is if you are not 21 we don’t want you and could care less if you want to catch a film that is not showing at some major house.  Of course,  this goes against his pompous mission statement for the Sundance Institute regarding developing young film makers.

Paul Richardson, President and CEO, of Sundance Cinemas.   He can’t heat theatre number 2 and discriminates against anyone under 21 just so he can sell high priced cheap booze in Redford’s “adults only” cinemas. Talk about “green” happy CEOs out for the bucks.  

(Left: Coke and Water for $12 in “green” plastic bottles) You pay $10 to $12 per showing plus a $3 fee for the reserved seats, the “chef” who makes the sandwiches, and supposedly commercial free entertainment   So admission plus popcorn and a coke can run $30 plus per person.  $60 for a date or $120 for a “family” if the anti-family Sundance Cinemas allowed them.

Adding insult to injury, the cinemas are not commercial free.  You sit through endless advertisements for the Sundance Institute showing a lot of people in cowboy hats pitching their latest cinema effort.  Then you get this pathetic barrage of photos of Redford owned bistros and hash houses in Utah where the Sundance artists go to eat.  In addition,  you have endless photos of celebrities attending Sundance.  A regular commercial pushing condoms would be a relief from this pathetic display fo self-promotion.

AVOID THEATRE 2 – THERE IS NO HEAT!

In fact,  the Sundance Cinemas seem more concerned about the booze and snack business than the movies.

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Review: Les Misérables: Movie musical might be called Les Miss! No stars!

For his adaptation of the kitsch-fest known as Les Miz, Tom Hooper (The King’s Speech) bets heavily on his cast, and loses big. His musical strategy is to have the singing done live on set, and to have the camera bore in on the actors, especially during solos. The singing does indeed have immediacy, and the close-ups give the audience intimacy with the characters but the overlong movie proves a monumental bore.

The movie-star cast designed to elicit a large box office, might be more accurately called “Le Miss,” if “Miss” were a French word rather than Mademoiselle. “Les Miz” might have been called “awesome” by the tour bus theater patrons, but those with a long history of theater attendance would probably find it wanting when compared with the greats of an earlier time including “My Fair Lady,” “South Pacific,” “Oklahoma” and the like.

Hooper and Cameron Mackintosh could have hired any of a number of Broadway or West End singers unknown outside the theater community with voices that would evoke the needed magic. But this collection of tone deaf stars only shows up the banality of the material in this clunky film. Russell Crowe (Javert) stunk, Hugh Jackman (Jean Valjean) tried, Anne Hathaway (Fantine) grinds and there was no chemistry between Marius and Cosette. Sacha Baron Cohen (Thénardier) and Helena Bonham Carter (Madame Thénardier’s) looked like a third rate comedy act left over from the Borscht Belt.

In his big climactic number “Bring Him Home,” Jackman is clearly straining to hit the notes almost as desperately as Crowe does throughout with his rasping voice.

Hathaway takes every opportunity to suck all the oxygen out of “I Dreamed a Dream,” the number that is this show’s “And I Am Telling You I’m Not Going.” Earlier in the film, Fantine sells some of her back teeth to a shady dentist who promises to leave her “enough to bite.” Clearly, he also left her enough to gnash. It’s a ghastly, eyelid-fluttering, self-serving, sympathy-begging performance.

Sometimes I thought the show could have been “Oliver Miz” or “Les Twist” with the kid doing a “cockney” version of a song in Paris. Hooper seems to steal a lot of moments from Sir Carol Reed’s version of “Oliver”! Only this “Les Miss” turgid film experience had no “Oom Pah Pah” going for it.

Lumbering and redundant, Les Miz offers proof yet again — after “Nine,” “Idlewild,” “Burlesque,” “Rock of Ages” and more — that the Hollywood musical has become, like lye soap and cursive handwriting, almost a lost art.

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FILM REVIEW: LINCOLN

Steven Spielberg’s LINCOLN: Abe is as Wooden as Washington’s Teeth – But Daniel Day-Lewis delivers a presidential performance, and Tommy Lee Jones steals the show

The film is like watching a blade of grass grow.

For all its good intentions and spurts of innovation, though, LINCOLN never really comes alive as living, breathing history. Instead, it too often plays like an audio reading of the Congressional Record, with some unwieldy domestic scenes tossed in for good measure.

Rather than the comprehensive biopic suggested by the title, Lincoln instead focuses on the 16th president’s final days in office, as he works hard to pass an amendment that would outlaw slavery and involuntary servitude. The film tracks every step of this process, showing how Lincoln (Daniel Day-Lewis) would use any means, some bordering on impeachable, to secure passage. Secretary of State William Seward (David Strathairn) works tirelessly on his behalf, playing devil’s advocate when necessary but always showing his support; also fighting for the cause is the garrulous Representative Thaddeus Stevens (Tommy Lee Jones, chewing the scenery almost as much as he did as Batman Forever’s Two-Face).

Daniel Day-Lewis as the Prez…

The Abraham Lincoln is the oldest operable passenger car in the United States.  It is listed on the National Register of Historic Places. This car is named in honor of President Abraham Lincoln and should not be confused with the first private car in America, which was built for President Lincoln as a means to unite the nation after the civil war.

Click her for on the movie LINCOLN – from Rex Reed’s review at the NEW YORK OBSERVER…

 

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New DOWNTON ABBEY – PBS 2013 – is disappointing.

New DOWNTON ABBEY is disappointing.  Shirley MacLaine wore jazz shoes and a frozen expression – Yankee ham acting at its worst.  Has Botox come to Downton?  American aging star flops in comparison to first class British performances.

(Left: Dame Maggie Smith looks at Shirley MacLaine and wonders if she is a survivor off last year’s dreadful Titanic – Jullian Fellowes sinking ocean soap opera.)

DOWNTON ABBEY – SEASON THREE – REVIEW

We’ve reached spring 1920 and the will-they-won’t-they story that’s been going on between Matthew and Mary for two whole series looks like it may finally reach a conclusion. Remember, he proposed in the snow in the last one?

Now that they’re in the church practicing for the big day, it seems they really will. But there is still this whole extended episode that’s bound to throw up obstacles. I’m hoping that Turkish fellow may show up again and re-seduce Lady Mary with his eastern promise … He’s dead? Oh yes. Well, it is a soap opera – stranger things have happened.

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Is HBO’s THE NEWSROOM just a second rate cable version of the hit movie BROADCAST NEWS or a boring homage to the masterpiece NETWORK. NETWORK?

Social History REVIEW: FIRST REVIEW OF HBO’S THE NEWSROOM. 

As a trenchant satire of “trash TV,” Network seems to grow only more relevant with each passing year.   How can THE NEWSROOM be taken seriously after seeing this great Academy Award winner film?   

Sam Waterston and Jeff Daniels in THE NEWSROOM.

THE “WEST WING” CREATOR tells an alluring new story with a large all-star cast, spearheaded by Jeff Daniels and Emily Mortimer, for his latest project for HBO about a cable news network.

This weekend HBO released the first trailer for its upcoming series The Newsroom, an Aaron Sorkin drama about the behind-the-scenes controversies and shenanigans at a cable news network. And it struck us as immediately familiar. Isn’t this just a tweak of the setup for NetworkPaddy Chayefsky’s eerily prophetic television satire from 1976?

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REVIEW – The CELEBRITY ECLIPSE is a four star Las Vegas resort at sea headlined by a putting green…

REVIEW – The CELEBRITY ECLIPSE  is a four star Las Vegas resort at sea headlined by a putting green…

Dining aboard the CELEBRITY ECLIPSE… 

The ship is a Las Vegas resort at sea with a putting green…  Should you want an ocean-liner experience, look to Cunard, Holland-America Line or a smaller Celebrity ship.  But if you want an endless list of things to do… then this is your ship.

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